I had the most horrible dreams last night.
Yes, Dreams. There were 6 of them, but they were connected, and just kept going. I did die in one of them, I swear. But people say if you die in your dreams, you die in real life? idk, but it was just terrible.
no i dont believe in that kinda thing.. dying because you died in a dream..
another by unclesalty on lj
Blair: I lost her outside in a crowd of identical couples. Their cab is probably half way to Serge’s right now, if she even waits that long!
Serena: Uh, she’s not answering her phone.
Blair: Well congratulations S, for ruining my future, AGAIN!
Serena: Me?
Blair: I’m sorry! Who came up with the idea of me babysitting my way into Yale?
Serena: You wouldn’t of had another chance with the Dean if it hadn’t of been for me!
Blair: OH, RIGHT! You’re such a celebrity! MMM, Ms. Van der Woodsen your pillows are being fluffed in the V.I.P. section!
Chuck: Kittens, please.
lol at chuck
Dwight: Prison Mike. What’s the very very worst thing about prison?
Angela: Don’t encourage him, Dwight.
Prison Mike: The worst thing about prison was the Dementors. They were flying all over the place, and they were scary. And they’d come down, and they’d suck the soul out of your body, and it hurt! (via: jennythen)
Wiiiiiiiiiiii I’m On A Boat! My kind… we’re very easily distracted.
We never are what we intend, or invent.
(via toonumb)
(via nothingpersonalblog)
LOLMiley stay away from Iron Maiden fans, they would beat the crap out of you if they see you wearing that. Actually go to an Iron Maiden concert!
hellyeah.

